Todays worrying event at CERN has occasioned my departure from the planet together with 7 0f 9. Surprisingly, and thankfully, the Mem has refused to join us.
I send you greetings from Deneb Prime where I shall remain with aforementioned 7 of 9 cruising a sea of heavy hydrocarbons and other gooey material until this particle business is proved safe.
Sincerely as ever,